we're blogging at a bar
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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