I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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