there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
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