you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
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