Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
Me and your penis are best friends. You don't know it, but I whisper my secrets whenever I give you blowjobs. We even have a secret handshake. We can't be separated from each other. We just can't.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
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