Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
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