A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
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