I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
So my roomate was sunbathing this morning on the porch with a sock covering his penis
Sounds like a really classy character....
He is classy. It was argyle.
I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
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