she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
COCAINE IS GR8
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
Randomize
