You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
