At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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