fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
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