but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
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