You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
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