HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
Come see our sink grown plant.
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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