Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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