saw you had $9 in your checking acct, left $20 on your dresser so you won't be a whore this weekend
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
Randomize