Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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