First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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