It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Randomize
