yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
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