Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
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