I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Alive.
So much puke
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
The struggles of a small town man whore
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
Randomize
