sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
I am one with the molecules
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
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