oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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