i think i have herpe
just one?
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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