isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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