I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
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