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(562): View more from California

she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.

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(562): View more from California

How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?

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(786): View more from Florida

I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.

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(954): View more from Florida

I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M

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(240): View more from Maryland

Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,

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(631): View more from New York

I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.

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(516): View more from New York

dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me

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(774): View more from Massachusetts

Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept

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