This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
I had to cum in my sink.
Randomize
