ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
The best thing about my promotion is that I now have an office with a door. I can take my naps in peace instead of leaning my head against the stall in the bathroom.
I can't believe they pay you six figures. I hate you.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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