I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
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