quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
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