I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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