Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
this will be a night to untag.
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
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