yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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