can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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