38 yer olds are good kisserssss
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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