id be glad to
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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