At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
do herpes really smell.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
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