We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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