I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
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Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
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