I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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