So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
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