I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
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