I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
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