We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
These tits shall not be calmed
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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