brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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