I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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