Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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