I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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