i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
Randomize
