I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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