dude I went to cubs game with my mustache, aviators, and a hooded sweatshirt. Do you think it was irony or fate that there were four 17 year old girls in front of us?
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
i think my mom watched the whole time
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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