we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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