plz talk dirty to me
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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