Welp...herpes.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
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