Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
I just elbowed a roll of wrapping paper, and said “ohh sorry”. I’m still drunk.
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