Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
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