Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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